It’s Father’s Day once again. While that model plane you got him last year was fun right before a jagged plastic propeller got stuck in his fingernail, let’s keep this year swear-jar free. We recommend you feed him some crackers and dip this Sunday instead.

1. Spicy Cheeseburger Queso Dip

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Take dad’s love for cheeseburgers to the next level with this easy slow cooker dip. Combine mozzarella cheese, lean ground beef, Velveeta cheese, diced tomatoes with green chilies in a bowl and pour into your slow cooker. Set the timer for two hours, put your feet up, and prepare to be praised. Dad can’t eat this with his bare hands (as much as he may want to) so serve with our Bite Size Mariner Stoned Wheat crackers on the side.

2. Philly Cheese Steak Dip

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What if dad craves a Philly Cheese Steak on Father’s Day, but also wants a steak dinner? Be the hero he deserves and make him this cheesy and delightful dip as an appetizer. Every scoopful will fill dad’s mouth with satisfying Philadelphia flavor. Of course, you will need a way to deliver this tasty deconstructed sandwich to his mouth. Our CaPeachio’s Natural Butter crackers are the perfect choice.

3. Beer Bacon and Cheese Dip

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Some like to enjoy their beer in liquid form. We say if there isn’t cheese in your beer, then why drink at all? We’re sure your dad will agree, and highly recommend making him this creamy cheese beer dip for his celebration of fatherhood. With ingredients like smoky salsa, shredded cheddar cheese, beer, and bacon, you’ll have dad wishing every day was Father’s Day. This recipe tells you to serve with flimsy corn chips, but you know better. Our sturdy Mariner Stoned Wheat Original crackers will scoop up more dip per capita than a chip ever could.

4. Slow Cooker Meat Lover's Pizza Dip

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You’ve found yourself in a conundrum. Dad wants pizza for Father’s Day, and considers ordering out as cheating. Skip that complicated dough flip and make this loaded pizza dip instead. With gooey mozzarella, pepperoni, Italian sausage, bacon, and pizza sauce, you’ll consider never ordering a pizza again. Serve with our Nejaime’s Lavasch Rosemary Flatbreads. Spread the dip on and tell him you made flatbread pizza. You’re welcome for the idea and food pun.

5. Spicy Feta Dip

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Is dad not a meat eater? No problem. This spicy feta cheese dip is the perfect opener to the vegetarian meal you’ve lovingly prepared for him. Or, go completely dairy crazy and make him a cheese tray with this dip as your centerpiece. The heat from the red peppers is balanced by the crumbled feta, but there’s still plenty of spice to this dish. Keep our Mariner Original Water Crackers on the side to spread the dip on and to eat plain for when the heat gets to be too much for dad. You’ll be able to tell from the single tear running down his face.